Wanna buy a watch?

I imagine watch sales are down, way down. Why twist your wrist when you can just look at your dash or phone or computer corner? I'll tell ya why. They look super stylish even if they aren't even actually working. I am totally guilty of this, my men's Rolex hasn't been wound since 2005 and could care less if any of the rest are accurate even. The disenfranchise with watches has been good to me as I picked up a gold men's Gucci and a silver Michael Kors this weekend for a song.